Being that today is the opening of the big fest, I thought I'd share a few of my 
thoughts on the questions proposed to me regarding the big event.

Hope you all enjoy.


Musikfest: A Best and Worst

Best part of Musikfest...?

Being able to see just about everyone you know in one general area. 
Best of all, the fest gives you something to talk about with that special person 
you knew in high school that you would typically have absolutely nothing to say 
to otherwise.

Worst part of Musikfest...?

Easy..the parking. Unless you're a local resident (which probably sucks even more 
when dealing with drunk and unruly out-of-towners), you're gonna have a problem.   

If not, be fully prepared to pay out the ass for a decent space in the lot of a 
creepy, shirtless local who's probably hosing himself down with a garden hose to 
keep cool while he takes too much of your money.


Best concert this year...?

My money's on Alice in Chains...providing the new lead singer can actually hold a 
candle to the late Layne Stanley. Second place will probably go to LL Cool J. 

Sure, he'll probably end up performing the majority of his so-so new material rather 
than his classic hard-edged hip-hop cuts, but you can guarantee there'll be SO MANY 
women in some of the skimpiest clothing imaginable...sweaty and ready to get down to 
the hot beats of Cool James.

I'm not gonna lie...that's something I have absolutely NO problem with.

Worst concert this year...?

Does this question really have to be answered? Musikfest put Kenny G on the bill 
this year. If you're excited for this concert even in the slightest, you're probably 
deaf, have a big crush on the elevator doorman at your apartment complex, or just 
really enjoy going to the dentist.

Favorite platz...?

Festplatz..the one with all the polka in it. Why? Because it usually tends to be the 
least crowded tent, and it's always entertaining to watch old people slowly trying to 
put the moves on each other while busting out dance moves to the hottest accordion jam.

Guaranteed to be a hip-breaking good time.

The perfect Musikfest would be...?

If all the sexed-up hotties and gang-bangin' thugs from the LL Cool J show where 
accidently misdirected to Kenny G's performance...and suddenly realized what “the real
gangsta sh** is”. Angered, LL stomps over to Kenny's stage demanding to win back his fans. 
The two end up in a musical cage-match together, and both realize they truly are each 
other's counterpart. The show finalizes with the hottest/lamest mash-up each performed 
in the history of music, and continues to go down in history as the first sign of the 
Apocalypse.

That would truly be the perfect Musikfest experience.

Enjoy,

Donnie Rucker