I braved the Port-O-Jons four times during Musikfest. I tried to avoid them at all costs. But, when I DID have to use them I was surprised to find that three out of four smelled really good. The first one smelled like someone had just finished smoking a joint (so the smoke wasn't even stale yet and didn't smell too bad). The second one smelled like perfume, which normally would be annoying to walk into, but as compared to what it COULD have smelled like, I was happy. The third one smelled like a toilet. That was a bummer. But my streak was picked up again on my fourth visit when it smelled like coconut. Seriously. I am not making this up. So, good luck to you all on these final days. May you always get the good-smelling pots.

- J