In an attempt to find a shortcut through the masses from Volksplatz to points south yesterday, I came across the holy grail: hidden port-a-potties.  This discovery came right on the heels of my friend saying she was dreading the trip to ye-old-houses-of-stink.  I found these few johns nestled among the ruins of old Bethlehem.  I won't say exactly where they are - I don't want to spoil a good thing.  Let's just say when we left to rejoin the flow of people, I realized they were pretty darn easy to get to, but out of the line of sight from passing crowds.  The verdict on cleanliness?  I didn't have the pleasure of finding out, but my friend voted them cleanest P-o-Ps at Musikfest.

    -Tucker

They have been there at that location every year. Where you been?

At the other port-a-potties.